Hold the Jars

Now this incident isn’t funny (or at least it wasn’t meant to be), nor very large- but somehow I needed to break down the happenings that led to her screaming at me. The screaming isn’t the big deal either, I just found it rather odd that she would get mad at me for something as…

GenXYZ: How we’re turning into lamps

I’m a teenager and, as almost every teenager will say, my parents live in another century. If the many years of age difference and balding heads doesn’t prove it, I’m sure I’ll do a better job. There are so many things that make them wiser than us- countless experiences and exorbitant phone bills. All we…

The Inferiority Complex

For a long time now, I haven’t been able to accept myself fully. I’ve had certain phases where I go into this emotionally-detrimental thought process, and I dismiss all of my unprecedented whimsical behavior with “that’s just who I am- deal with it.” dialogues. Then I’ve had phases where I collapse and moan and rage…

Types of Shoppers

Widely known fact: Men and women shop divergently. (Differently was an understatement.) (Also, I’m not sure if that is the correct usage of the word.) So let’s make our first categorization right here. Women, whether they’re working or not, always shop like women. We like to look good, and it doesn’t matter what our shopping…

Weird Media Habits I Sometimes Wish I Didn’t Have

Everyone has some really awkward media habits. If you don’t have at least five awkward media habits, I’m pretty sure then, that you have ONE really nasty one. To prove that I’m more awkward than nasty, here are five of my weirdest media habits. Okay, for one- I can not handle badly written English. If I’ve…